I really hope they have everything under control.

That black hole doesn't sound appealing in the slightest. I surely prefer battling against the collectors than this. Fuckin' bullshit.

[NOTE: Shepard is going to seem normal, until someone approaches her to talk to her... then she's going to flip on them and punch said person (for the drive ( Read more... )

I gotta admit, I'm still pretty annoyed at the fact the Guide screwed up and I can't work at the Clinic as security this time around. I actually enjoyed working there.

My replacement job? T'ch. I'm almost convinced this "job" has to be some sort of joke.

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What's this I keep hearing about the water supply tasting different? It hasn't been poisoned, has it?

Nevertheless, this job of mine is quite ... interesting.

[Shepard is shown all geared up and her trusted assault rifle in her hand, she was out snatching up ammo out on the planet Konami VI, which is her first job on Thor. Considering she has ( Read more... )

[The video clicks on to reveal an armored up female, blue orbs intent on the video feed. There's a look of agitation present in her hues. She finally finished up her paperwork, after arguing with the vogon over this and that. Mainly how she couldn't believe her home was gone. All the people...]

This can't be right...

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[When the audio stream starts, a woman is speaking, raising her voice to be heard above the din of gobbling turkeys. She sounds rather exasperated.]

Bodyguarding turkeys.

You've got to be kidding me.

Tali got sucked into a wormhole.

I... just. Damn it.

God fucking damn it.

[OOC: Tali dropped, and Shepard's not taking it too well.]

[When you look at the video feed that's appeared, you see Shepard surrounded by machinery; probably somewhere in the bowels of the station. She appears to be staring at something, and then she picks it up with one hand.]

Can anyone tell me what this is?

[OOC: This is Shepard at her job of being sparkplug changer. Due to her OMG SO ADVANCED society ( Read more... )

[The video feed flickers, and then shows the back of a person, apparently in silver armor, talking to another person who appears to have... green skin. It doesn't show much else than that, but the voices coming from the video can be clearly distinguished as one female and one male.]

Shepard. I have something I must tell you.

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[The screen flickers into life, showing the face of an irritated looking woman.]

Damn red tape is everywhere! It's like back in the Alliance, except that being a Commander and a Spectre doesn't count for anything. If another one of those aliens tells me I have to get one more goddamn form I'm going to jam my Phalanx in their nostril.

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